crotchload

another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis

originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.

"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."

"I have a crotchload of work to do."

by Llerradster February 15, 2006

Crowd-Stepping

V; A form of crowd surfing, except instead of being passed around by the audience on your back, you try to walk around above the crowd, stepping either on peoples heads, shoulders, or on out-stretched hands from fellow moshers. As a bonus, you can try to walk right up to the stage, step over the security, get on stage, run to a different section, and Crowd Step all the way back to where you were. Very difficult, yet SERIOUSLY FUN. Practice makes perfect.

"I am going to go Crowd-Stepping at the SkitSystem concert."

by Mosh_Pit_Warrior_650 October 21, 2008

Cronoid

A person controlled by his parents and molded into what they want him to be.

Man, Jack sure is a cronoid.

by ultimatehotdog February 6, 2009

croppery

farm town slang for crops...

Sam Suicide: i think you need to harvest your crops

Laureen Lullaby: i think you mean my croppery ?

Sam Suicide: you hair is bare sageeee.

by Sam Suicide May 28, 2009

Crotch Noob

A virgin.

That guy may be level 200 on WoW, but he's still a crotch noob.

by Aesthe February 15, 2010

Crotch stuffer

A man who will stuff the crotch area of his pants (often with socks) to enhance the look of his package

Oliver: Man... does Steve even think that looks real?
Tom: I guess so... he's such a crotch stuffer

by helloworld1345 February 18, 2010

Crotch Luggage

male genitals.

Hulk Hogan loves to show his crotch luggage to his children. Fez loves crotch luggage in his mouth.

by C. Styles November 5, 2010