Cooterisms

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.

This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms

by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020

Hippie Cooter

Hairy Vagina.

I was gonna go down on that girl, but she had a hippie cooter.

by Maispace September 8, 2010

carolina cooter shooter

When you get your girl so close you can slide your cowboy hat down her clit like a Visa card and make her shoot like a 12 gauge

I gave my girl the ole Carolina cooter shooter last night and I still can’t get the stains out of my cowboy hat

by Ole Porkchop July 1, 2020

Balloon cooter

Tight at entry point but expands or gets very loose as you go further.

Tiffany definitely has a balloon cooter!

by Antlet7261 September 17, 2021

Cooter Bomb

When a man (or woman) punches another womans cooter in anger. Punches usualy go in a downward motion to avoid penetration.

Cheri kept talking shit about Zak, so Zak gave her such a large cooter bomb shell have cramps for 2 weeks.

by Zakpak2008 December 22, 2007

cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

by jared April 8, 2005

cooter comb

the comb for your pubic hairs.. preferably womanly pubes. cooter stands for pooter stands for vaginer stands for pussy.

"shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy!"
"want pubes like beyonce? use the new bedazzled cooter comb to fancify your pubic area."

by matilder January 25, 2007