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constance bay

Constance Bay- also known as cbay to the locals- is a sketchy town just outside of Ottawa that not a lot of people know about. For the people who do, it is usually an attraction to young families and teens in summer because it's placed right on the Ottawa river so it's perfect to get out of the city and go for a beach day. There are also quite a few local businesses (general stores, restaurants, spa, a community center etc) that makes it easy for people live down here. The population is mostly made up of old people that are mostly pretty nice. But don't be fooled, there are always sketchy sneaky deals going down around here with mostly drugs and alcohol by mostly teens that have too much time and are desperate for money. Down here everyone knows each other and wears plaid and drives trucks have boats and sleds and is usually drunk or smoking a joint. everydays a party down here!
person 1: lets go to constance bay for the day!
person 2: ya! sounds like an awesome idea! we'll get icecream, go for a boat ride and watch the sunset, and get a great tan!
person 3: alright I'll come too as long as we bring the gun
by hskid June 9, 2018
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Constellenium

A safe word used to describe gay sex
Carlos and William united in constellenium after their date
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Construition

Boy: Can we do the construition
Girl: Omg yes we can do the construition
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Construte

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Constributor

A supposed vendor of goods (i.e. drugs/alcohol) who cannot resist partaking in his/her own product. A salesperson whose bottom line is consistently undermined by personal consumption.
A constributor is one who intends to distribute a product but consumes it before it reaches the end user.
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Constact

A portmanteau word being a blend of "constant" and "contact". Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020, when many employees were suddenly forced to work remotely; yet retain instantaneous communication with their co-workers.
Despite me now being able to work in my underwear, I was forced to keep in constact with the office.
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