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Joy Condom 

A silicone case for the Nintendo Switch Joy Con controller to increase comfort when using the controllers when playing a game.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play 1-2 Switch”

Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."

Dude 1: "Lol!"
Joy Condom by Nico121 May 27, 2020

Pink Condom 

When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
Pink Condom by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020

Furry Mexican Condom

When you find a hot white girl with a chihuahua, you get ready to give it to her doggy style, but instead put your junk in the dogs ass, and the dogs snout in her hole, then commence to pumping.

Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!
Susan wouldn’t shut up so I bent her over and gave her a furry Mexican condom right in the poop shoot. Her dog, Tatino, fell in love after I gave him his own wet back!!

newspaper condom 

The plastic bag that your newspaper is delivered in, usually in times of inclement weather.
Mary saw it was raining outside and exclaimed, "Oh fuck! My newspaper is going to be ruined." However when she retrieved her paper, she noticed that the delievery boy had wrapped it in 2 newspaper condoms, keeping the paper dry and readable!

Jew Condom 

the act of taking a used condom and turning it inside out and using it a second time.
Her: do you have protection?
Him: yep ( goes to bathroom, pulls out jew condom from trash, turns it inside out)
(returns to bedroom and commences intercourse)
Her: is this thing ribbed?
Jew Condom by jcool411 April 15, 2013

corndog condom 

The act of using the corn bread from a corn dog as a condom. 35%effective 100%delicious
I whipped out the corndog condom on a random slam last night and she bit the head of my cock!
corndog condom by Gingerherps February 12, 2014