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Going Colorado

Going crazy to the point of abuse. In reference to Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant's escapades in Colorado in 2003.
Depending on when the event happened, going Colorado can be changed to went, gone or will go Colorado.
Man, did you see Kobe has 61 points tonight? He is going Colorado on the Knicks!
by gmenn February 3, 2009
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coleraine

Culchy city in ireland where everyone thinks there smart and thinks there better than everyone else.
Ma sham curted John joe the other day! Good craic like! Coleraine is the best!
by wee irish chick January 24, 2014
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coloradan

A person who is either trailer trash or a preppie ski douche. Give your condolences to anyone who lives here.
Guy: Hey where you from?
Girl: I'm a Coloradan
Guy: I'm sorry
by DaddyCholo125 April 18, 2017
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Boulder Colorado

To insert, or to, more appropriately, THRUST the fist, shaped like a rock (boulder) into a sexual area of the human body. Once fully inside, the hand is to mimmick the movement of a large boulder and/or that of a crumbling rock, creating a sensation of both pleasure, and pain for the receiver. It is said that geologists (those who study rocks) can supply the best Boulder Colorado, as they can reenact the boulder with the greatest skill out there. Commonly practiced in the town of Boulder, Colorado, this trend is being spread throughout the world, known for its creativity and distinctive pleasure.
R: Hey maxdog, what did yu do to ashleymae last night?

S: Yo dude, he heela Boulder Coloradoed that shit! Beat that pussy up!
by spiciesabi June 2, 2009
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Colorado Ski Vacation

Fornicating with a woman atop a stairwell, then abruptly pushing her down upon ejaculation.
She's limping because I sent her on a Colorado Ski Vacation last nite.
by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011
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Colorado Washer Fluid

When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.

Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.

This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?

Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.

Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?

Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.

Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
by youngchub May 11, 2011
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contradictive

prove negative; show to be false. (made up by Atmosphere's Slug)
"The last time I felt as sick and contradictive as this
Was the last time we played a show in Cinnci'"
by KittehxKaBOOM December 8, 2007
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