The Cheat

When he's not in the crisper drawer or the KOT's grill, this realli cool guy likes to: Throw busts of Van Buren at cameras, Make videos for bands or of Strong Bad kicking Homestar 10 times in the face (including the 1 he was saving 4 a few seconds ago), DJ at Bubs' on Fridays, not being dead (or saying "Douglas"), and other stuff

Some person:"You know what would make my day, friend?"

Other person: "money?"

1st person:"of course not! kicking The Cheat!"

2nd person: "Hey me 2!"

(etc.)

by Uh...i 4get August 19, 2003

cheater

a false vagina usually used for masturbatory purposes

"Since Cindy didn't let me take her home last night, I went home and used the cheater."

by myles myers September 28, 2006

Chasterbate

Produce sexual orgasm by manual stimulation of genitals in a
deliberatly detached and non-overtly sexual manner.

Chasterbation
Chasterbatory

"I was horney as hell but the wife was having none-of-it so
I decided to surreptitiously chasterbate after I thought she
was asleep."

"It is my opinion that chasterbation and T.V. watching are
closely related activities."

"The inventor of Chasterbatory toys would make a fortune
selling them for use at sperm banks and other places where
the clinical production of fresh sperm samples is required."

by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008

chastity

a funny joke created by a Catholic priest while he was surrounded by underage schoolgirls back in the day in England or some shit

used by the church today to make horny people feel guilty for getting down with each other

we will DEFINITELY end up in heaven if we practice chastity, it makes SO MUCH sense, duh!

by bang it out!6969 April 13, 2010

Cheat Chain

The relationship between the federal government and the banking industry.

Because of the secret cheat chain in the U.S. my brother lost his house

by afishcalledwanda March 4, 2009

cheater

Yelled at TV's in Sports Bars whenever a play or bullshit call goes against your team.

The more drunk and loud the person(s) is/are the better.

Originated at Howies Sports Page in Albuquerque, NM

Ref: Holding Offense.

Bar: CHEATERS!!!!!!

by drdouglasp March 31, 2005

Cheat

1.80% of CS gamers
2.Phy 12 class at PMSS @ Surrey,BC

1.
Person A: wtf, i was behind a wall
Person B: GO DOWNLOAD SOME SKILL!

2.
Person A: dude, did you see that? that half of the classroom was cheating on the midterm.

Person B: do you mind? I dont mind, and i dont think the substitute teacher mind either.
(may 2k3)

by i prefer annonymity June 12, 2003