uno reverse card gaunlet

The most powerful weapon in the known universe. Anyone who has held it has obliterated themselves in an instant. If you are able to wield such a weapon, you are most likely stronger than god himself. It is googol^9999999999999 the power of a single uno reverse card.

I will turn you into particles with my uno reverse card gaunlet

by uno reverse card gaunlet April 16, 2020

uno reverse card resistance

you're basically immune to the uno reverse card.

yes, it's very very real.

-you smell
-no u
-*uno reverse card*
- you fool, i have uno reverse card resistance

by definitelynotalex69 October 9, 2020

Uno Reverse Card

A deadly weapon too cruel and brutal for war. Holding this card guarantees that anyone who tries to attack you will instantly die.
Has been banned in all countries because of its instant contact lethality.
Even applies to non-physical attacks, such as emotional damage or punishments.

Teacher: You're getting detention
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: NOOOOOOO *proceeds to sit in detention for 50 hours*

Teacher 50 hours later: no bringing uno reverse cards to school
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: FML

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022

ash card

A person who trys not to follow the crowd, just like everyone else.

A person who trys to pass of thoughts he found on the tv or internet as his own original thinking.

A person attached at the hip to nicola

A person obsessed with Kung-Fu

I think christianity is bollocks - Ash

I would dump nicola for an ant

by andrew McHolden April 8, 2005

basketball card

An imaginary permit that grants you permission to play the game of basketball. Methods of obtaining this "card" are unclear, however it is well known that this license can be revoked for poor performance on the court.

Tucker: "Ron, you can't play no mo, you stank. Gimme yo basketball card."
Ron: "Man... *Walks over and holds out hand, then draws back as Tucker's hand reaches proximity*...sike bit!

by TheBirdManYeah January 12, 2008

credebt card

That little piece of plastic with numbers on it that allows you to spend money that you definitely don't possess, thus creating huge amounts of personal debt.

Stacy: Wow. I love this Coach purse. I think I'll buy it.
Liz: But you don't have any money...
Stacy: Oh, that's no problem, I'll just use my credebt card.

by brittney_h April 18, 2008

rookie card

A topless or naked picture of a girl, traded amongst collectors.

I heard you got Katie's rookie card.

by Lechium February 8, 2009