buttercrotch candy

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

"Man I fucked a milf last night and she made me some buttercrotch candy."

by TheArmoredGerbil April 6, 2014

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Roof Candy

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

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“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy

by Stststdk8 July 26, 2022

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purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

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Candy (name)

Candy one of the most sweetest girl you will ever meet she’s cute, funny and kind. she has the most purest heart and will always be there for you no matter what. Candy is the kind of girl that will stay loyal to you no matter what, even if you’ve done some messed up things she will always forgive you because she’s the most sweetest and understanding person. Get yourself a candy and if you do don’t lose her you will regret it!

dang Candy is so sweet and pretty!

…Candy’s so understanding i love her!!

Candy is a sweet and lovable person.

Candy (name) is so nice!

by cinderellalations November 20, 2021

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