Carving the Christmas Ham

Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears

Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.

by KoWalk Kowski December 16, 2010

National cat calling day

If you cat call your a sick fucking human being you know your not even a human if you do that

Tom:it’s national cat calling day if you do that your a sick human being

by Yourlocalitalian March 27, 2021

Clavin

1. noun: A 'know-it-all' who actually does know it all. They have a mind filled with trivia on almost every subject. This term comes from a character on 'Cheers', Cliff Clavin, played by John Ratzenberger.

2. verb: The act of injecting unnecessary, but true, facts into a conversation.

1. noun: "When it comes to knowing random facts, you are such a Clavin."

2. verb: "You don't have to Clavin everything I say."

by ObiMomKenobi13 May 3, 2013

Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...

Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

by Moustachio March 7, 2007

Calvinism

A system of belief promoted by its author John Calvin based entirely on a Platonic evaluation of the letters of Paul of Tarsus. Calvin posited that Christ died for a very few people and then re-interpreted both the Old Testament and the New Testament with the idea of a predestined fate for every person as being among the elected minority or the damned majority. It does great violence to the New Testament by making it subject to a Pauline interpretation of the Old Testament. Also a totalitarian pseudo-Christian cult of the Puritan or Reformed variety. It denies free will and imposes the biblical law of Calvin's Institutes on all people.

Calvinism was the theology behind the police state run by Oliver Cromwell in the 1650s.

by normal5574 March 9, 2015

A Gentleman's Calling-Card

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.

1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!

by Baarakiss October 6, 2008

calminous

Both calm and ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding.

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan September 18, 2008