Brig'em Young

A sarcastically-disparaging nickname given to an overly-strict-'n'-severe military-base supervisor who staunchly believes in da appallingly-prejudiced "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" philosophy, and who therefore thinks dat any even-minorly-misbehaving "Army brat" should automatically be sent to da slammer, rather than being given a lighter punishment like probation or community service.

George Beat-Around-Da-Bush said he'd give us a "kinder gentler America" during his presidency, but said lofty promise never seemed to actually come to fruition --- selfishness and violent crime have climbed to an all-time high, and we still have plenty of "Brig'em Young" figures terrorizing da offspring of our nation's veterans!

by QuacksO December 29, 2021

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Bridiot

The rarer of 2 type of offspring born of a male and a female "stupidiot" (see definition) parents. The more common offspring is the stupidiotard, (see definition) however roughly 1 in every thousand born will be of the "bridiot" (Bri-diot) type. This is both an absolute idiot and a brilliant minded individual combined as one. The source of the brilliance these people possess has no scientific explanation. They are highly intelligent and retain knowledge very well historically known to be some of the worlds greatest minds. Aside from their brilliance the idiot gene is still present in these individuals. Mostly dormant but not considered inactive as it confirms its presence through a complete of common sense as well as instances of unexpected and extreme stupid behavior. Occuring randomly, usually with no prior warning signs. The cause is unexplainable by all known scientific methods used today.

Person 1: Nobody has been able to stump the new instructor yet, he recited the periodic table of elements, splits genomes in his garage for fun, and NASA calls him when they have questions. Dude is brilliant!

Person 2: Thats the guy thats been shitting in the urinal and washing his hands in the piss trough? He's an idiot.

Person 1: Damn, must be a Bridiot. Don't see them very often.

by DurteeD April 1, 2022

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Bigio

An insult meaning and old hag or annoying ex book club leader who thinks they own this universe. Usually parked waiting for someone to fish on a camels back in Idaho just to get them arrested because they held a grudge.

"See that old lady? She was acting like such a bigio to that employee!"

by Bonzo Beau April 11, 2022

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