Beardeity

(n.) Term for he whom one aspires to mimic the facial hair of. From the Old English 'beard' and the Latin 'deus' ('god').

'Thomas had been cultivating his facial hair in the hope of it emulating that of his beardeity, Nocerino'

'Alexi Lalas has a beard I aspire for. He is my beardeity'

'I am worshiping at the temple of my beardeity' (see: shaving)

'Her beardeity must be the Hanging Gardens of Babylon!' (again, see: shaving)

by TDrama October 29, 2012

Beardom

To be so bored, that you can grow a beard.

Andrew:I've been suffering from beardom this entire month.
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!

by Chris cole August 10, 2012

bearded steak

A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.

Do we have any bearded steak in the fridge? I would love to spread some on a multigrain cracker.

by Lolals December 29, 2013

Beard Spotter

One who helps identify food particles and other undesirables in someone else's beard

I would have gone down on that girl with hot sauce in my beard if it weren't for my beard spotter!

by Baldwin West August 6, 2016

bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.

I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.

by Googleme367 January 17, 2017

beard bun

A beard with just enough length to make a bun when using a rubber band.

Did you see how ridiculous Al's beard bun looks on his chin??

by kozmotini December 14, 2017

beard molester

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.

That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.

by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018