Birthday Invincibility

The ability to say whatever you want, no matter how stupid it may sound, and not be reprimanded because it is your birthday.

*at Jeff's birthday party*

Jeff (has birthday invincibility): Fall Out Boy's version of Beat It is much better than Michael Jackson's.

Everyone one: *nods head in agreement*

by cashruleseverythingaroundme September 23, 2012

Birthday Tux

Similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one's naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. A birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.

Valerie: "Are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?"
Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Birthday Spice

Double it up!!!!

Can my alcoholic beverage have birthday spice please?

by Nikki.Ledbetter October 14, 2016

birthday potties

When your other half sticks a piece of birthday cake up theor ass and shots it out then you eat it.

For my birthday my husband decided Birthday potties would be the best gift.

by ClairelyUrban January 7, 2017

Birthday syndrome

When you become a massive dickhead to everyone, especially your sibling, just because you were pushed out of a vagina on this day.

Ricky: Mara has total birthday syndrome, i hate that bitch.

by QueenOfRain May 19, 2018

birthday shirt

When you don’t wear a shirt on your birthday.

I got my birthday shirt on...off....

by Oboe123 February 19, 2018

Birthday Nut

Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).

"My knob aches because of this birthday nut."

"My testicles feel like balloons."

by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018