(5,000BC-2015)- A creative person who brings ideas and dreams to life through music, painting, sculpture etc.
(2016-Present)-An idiot with lots of free time and money.
(2016-Present)-An idiot with lots of free time and money.
(5,000BC-2015)-Leonardo Da Vinci was a one of a kind artist.
(2016-Present)-An artist decided to drink blue ink to show to circulation of fluids in and out of the body.
(2016-Present)-An artist decided to drink blue ink to show to circulation of fluids in and out of the body.
by RealisticDude May 26, 2017
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by Miningdiamondsfor3tears March 22, 2019
Get the Alister mug.1. A person who creates artful sandwiches for people in a sandwich shop.
2. A person who, in real terms, is unskilled, and cant see it, despite thinking they have a 'talent'. The person often makes inappropriate, obtuse, or simplistic comments, to everyone elses amusement.
3. A synonym for B.O.M.
2. A person who, in real terms, is unskilled, and cant see it, despite thinking they have a 'talent'. The person often makes inappropriate, obtuse, or simplistic comments, to everyone elses amusement.
3. A synonym for B.O.M.
Look at the sandwich artist Lion. He is boasting about his temp contact in a Real Estate firm after we terminate his temp work here - he has finished the archiving we had him in for.
He is a born and bred B.O.M. like Jagoff. When will he wake up?
He is a born and bred B.O.M. like Jagoff. When will he wake up?
by robh353 June 24, 2005
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by That.kid January 21, 2019
Get the Alistair mug.1. Someone who is incompetent, completely unreliable, and so full of excuses that they should just masturbate for the rest of their pathetic lives.
3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation
2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.
1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.
3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation
2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.
1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.
What the fuck is your problem man? We can't count on you for shit anymore you fucking jerk-off artist
by RevelationToRevolution January 10, 2008
Get the jerk-off artist mug.An exuse for the mangling of something where it no longer resembles the orignal piece that it was based on. Common in flim making and books when the author or director changes the story line, characters, setting etc. to try and draw in more viewers/readers. A derogative term in all senses.
West Side Story took artistic liberties with Romeo and Juliet, changing the characters and setting, but keeping the basic plot line. This is why no one likes West Side Story, has or hasn't heard of it.
by Sun-Rise August 3, 2009
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Most likely you'll find a struggling artist wearing flip flops with a 17 year old girlfriend.
Most likely you'll find a struggling artist wearing flip flops with a 17 year old girlfriend.
by cutepedophile May 13, 2011
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