Alex 

A hippyish person who is extremly awesome but is still a hippy even though she only has one peace sign bracelet she wears daily

Alexandria Alexander

Alex by Quackers! September 23, 2011

Alex 

Vegan down-syndrome girl, otherwise known as the mentally challenged, bitter child. Extremely pale and denies that she is know as an "emo kid". Is schizophrenic and has ADD. But we all still love her.

Kaya: Kay soo we can go to the deli and get you something.

Alex: DUDE, I can't eat meat!

Kaya: ...The deli isn't just meat you know...

Alex: ...

Kaya: Do you know what a deli is..?

Alex: Yeah.. ofcourse!

Kaya: What is it..?

Alex: Uh.. a.. place that has.. food?

Kaya: FUCK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A FUCKING DELI IS?!?! YOU
STUPID FUCK HEAD. GOD.. MOTHER FUCKING CHRIST!! MOTHER MARY.

Kaya and Alex: *laugh hysterically*

Alex by unicorn-man, the black homosexual January 21, 2008

Alex 

An absolute tosser who nobody like because he is so far up his own arse. He doesn't have a job and probably never will. He is so ugly he makes Steve Buscemi look like a prince. His cock is so small, you need five magnifying glasses to see it. Finally, he is a little daddy's boy who doesn't have the guts to make his own mind up about anything.

Alex is such a tosser

Alex by Dozza13 April 29, 2014

Alex 

A guy that you want to stay away from. He is known to be really dumb, and does not know how to keep a normal conversation going. He always does dumb things and makes jokes when he is not supposed to.

Bob: Hey did you see Alex today?
Me: Yea, I saw him get escorted out by security

Alex by Rich Gang💯💯 January 17, 2017

Alex 

Annoying little jerk and doesn't have any friends.

My friend Alex is a jerk

Alex by lela July 31, 2016

Alex 

Inviting people to a party without the permission of the person holding the party.

Kid 1: Yo I just invited Amber to your party.

Kid 2: But you didn't even ask me?!?!

Kid 1: Oh my bad, I just pulled an Alex.

Alex by Lucas the man March 30, 2008

Alex 

Alex is kinda cool, I guess. He is pretty athletic and kinda cool I guess. He is also kinda athletic, I guess, and pretty cool.

Hey, Alex. You are kinda cool, I guess. You are also pretty athletic.

Alex by abcdefglmnop August 29, 2016