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Y.A.P - a Young Age Pensioner, a person that is old before there time and shows no interest in enjoying the benefits of youth.
Mike - 'Hey Jonny are we hitting the clubs tonight?'

Jonny - 'No way man I am staying in watching the last night of the proms with nice cup of cocoa'

Mike - 'Jonny you are such a Y.A.P'
Y.A.P by nothinbetter2do August 26, 2009
Related Words
y'all y Y.T. y/n (y) (. Y .) y tho Y’all y'arnt y chromosome
the extra plural form of y'all. Refers to at least ten people.
Y'alls in the same family? Well, I'll be switched!
y'alls by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005

Y.O.D.A. S.A.P 

You Only Do Anal
Suck A Penis

A catchy and effective phrase
Great for a comeback.

Can be used in any context you like
Bob: Hey Builder you suck at maths!
Builder: go Suck a penis

Bob: Hey Builder you're gay
Builder: Y.O.D.A. S.A.P !!!
Y.O.D.A. S.A.P by DBLXY September 18, 2012

y.a.k.w.t.f.g.o

Y- you

A-already
K-know
W-what

T-the
F-fuck
G-go
O-on
Girl that's my mfn Best Friend right because y.a.k.w.t.f.g.o !!!!

Y.O.L.L.F.T 

Dude, dontcha know? Y.O.L.L.F.T!
Meaning you only live once, but is the carpe diem for stupid people
Me: "I'm going to get up this morning and take advantage of today! Y.O.L.O!
Y.O.L.O by somerandomdude69 July 13, 2012