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Penis Envy

Veronica acts like a total SJW because she's got hella Penis Envy
by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
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PENIS

your mom's lunch. Also male genitalia if your IQ is room temperature.
"damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably
by Busbusgus July 24, 2022
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penis

a long, floppy or hard part of the male anatomy, it can be small (0-5in) or long (6-in). you can also have a shower or a grower. it is also used for sex witch you will never have you are on urban dictionary looking up penis u no pussy getting bitch .
person 1:omg did u see the no pussy getting mark used his penis to have sex and now has a child

person 2: dats cap mother fucker
by the cod nerd definer May 31, 2023
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Penis Sandwich

A brief oral sex encounter. Requiring only a penis in your face
“Who was that guy the other night?”
“Oh, I don’t know his name. He was just a penis sandwich.”
by A vag salad December 26, 2024
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PENIS BOWLING

When a group people with penis(s) engage in PENIS BOWLING they are setting their dicks up as pins while another rolls a bowling ball off a ledge as to land on the men. The last one to leave the group wins.
Yo James wanted to know if you would like to join us for a game of PENIS BOWLING
by lookitup! May 5, 2023
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penis panels

an object that helps your penis get longer
Person 1: penis panels
person 2: ok
by penis panels May 30, 2021
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Penis

Penis is the little pendulum hanging around your legs (in between to be specific) it can produce you but different and it can be hard as a rock or soft as a feather also the counterpart of the female version
name 1: Hey! Have you heard of something "rock hard"?
name 2: Uhhh no??
name 1: Its my penis!!
by crowzoneeee February 6, 2025
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