spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

Monkey

An overly aggressive player in a video game that doesn't care about strategy and plays erratically.

I can't believe this stupid monkey just tried to run out me with rook acog before he dropped plates, gn.

by Claiborne Kick November 16, 2020

Spice Monkey

A name given to a person who is thought to of/ has done Spice.
Also used as an insult.

Oi Charlie you fucking Spice Monkey Suck Your Mum.

by WestsideA. October 20, 2020

Monkey

Troy

"Monkey: Oo, Aa, Banana"

by Dahvede October 20, 2020

monkey dust

Monkey dust is also known as MDPV and comes as an off-white powder which can be swallowed, injected or snorted in UK

'Monkey dust': What is the drug 'causing a public health crisis' that induces hallucinations, paranoia and dulls sensitivity to pain?

by masterworks October 23, 2020

Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020

ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).

Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."

by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020