Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018

PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome)

A condition where a person cannot eat any spicy food.

"yo bro do you want a Jalapeño"
"nah man i got PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) "

by ntdny October 14, 2018

The Curse of Big Tony

When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.

"Due to the Curse of Big Tony, The Dodgers lost Game 6 against the Brewers." (True Story)

by Party Tony October 19, 2018

mongle staple toned

Someone who sucks so many penis, their lips get chapped.

Jareds lips are so mongle staple toned.

by Slimmed Shady October 31, 2018

pee pee tony

a tall dude that likes rdr2 and propel

lmao pee pee tony

by therealhannibalburess December 20, 2018

Pull a Toni

Leading someone on in your course to the point where you go on dates together, while in the process getting them to do all your assignments and at the end of the year dropping the bombshell that you are already dating someone.

"Yo Nathan, what dafuq happened! Did your girl just pull a Toni on yo ass!"

by AllPowerfulShagy February 12, 2019

Too far toni

Someone who takes a joke way too far, or a situation.

See how messy that guy was he took it too far toni.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019