Lucky Penis

“Lucky Penis” is similar to the saying “Lucky Day!” It has been around for several centuries, having spiked in the year of 1896. It has made a comeback in the last couple of years.
Hey look, I found a $20 bill on the side of the street!”

“Lucky Penis!!!”
by ggeraldmonster June 13, 2023
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penis disorder

Something that antiepileptic drugs can give you
This is really unusual; you know sometimes my seizure medication causes a penis disorder.
by John478392 September 12, 2008
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penis queef

instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing
person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart
by kys you faggot September 03, 2022
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Erectuilas, God of Penis

is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.

End communication.
Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool
by TheCoolerLeo June 30, 2024
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Mechanical penis

When your dick makes a clicking noise
Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it
by JAB0 January 21, 2019
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Penis Colada

Cabe: "I threw some penis colada last night"
Mike: "Zoinks! how cool!"
by LupinTheFreak February 28, 2023
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Penis Colada

A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".
Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.
by ElloThereNormies March 10, 2018
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