Owen Grady complex

People who think that they can immediately befriend wild, undomesticated animals. Named after Owen Grady, the main protagonist of Jurassic World, who is known for sticking his hand out to stop his raptors from attacking him

“Did you hear that Jack got mauled to death by a lion he saw on a safari trip?”

“I have.” Omg, he has such an Owen Grady Complex”

by SHSL ??? November 15, 2025

Arkansas Air Compressor

While sleeping naked and both partners facing away from each other with butts touching. One partner farts hard enough to shotgun their fart into their partner’s rectum.

My girlfriend didn’t pack me a lunch today. She was pretty mad that I gave her an Arkansas Air Compressor last night.

by Silverback 77 November 18, 2025

Recessive Gene Superiority Complex

A tongue-in-cheek psychological “condition” where someone feels superior despite being metaphorically (or literally) recessive. Combines genetics (recessive genes) with psychology (superiority complex) to mock the idea that dominance equals better.

“Of course he insists on walking through the mud in new shoes — classic recessive gene superiority complex.”

“She’s got a real recessive gene superiority complex, always acting like her quiet genius makes her the smartest person in the room.”

by DaRealAliG74 December 10, 2025

I'm not competing

I'm not competing for my own life or the proceeds from living it. Make them give the proceeds to me now. I will meet ZERO conditions. This has not aggrieved the people you are doing thus in the name of in a way that distracts from that fact that I am and was right. You need to grow the fuck up.

Hym "I'm not competing and I'm not going to ascent to your values as a precondition to getting the credit I deserve for both being right about the thing I was right about (which is significant) and the contributions I have made to things. Talking about other people is not the problem here. Me not doing the self-improvement is not the problem. You're not 'beating me at my own game.' "

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

eliminating the competition

When someone is so gobsmackingly hypocritical in their quest to condemn certain stuff (E.g. Gays are pedophiles, furries are zoophiles, etc.) that it starts to feel like they're doing this to snuff out competition.

Commonly found among:
-Priests
-Politicians
-Ruben Sim
-MamaMax
-The Trump Administration

Ruben Simp: "You're calling Ruben Sim, the guy who's getting rid of degenerates on Roblox a pedophile!!?1!"

Me: "He's eliminating the competition."

by Cynical Man January 5, 2026

Police services complaint

There are two ways to make a police services complaint in Ontario.

OPIRD is next to useless for complaints about police misconduct and police services trafficking.

Police Services Act establishes the OIPRD’s authority to receive, manage and oversee public complaints about the police in Ontario.

The second is slightly better, the RCMP online reporting, name, badge number, misconduct, racketeering and fraud rcmpreportcyberandfraud.canada.ca

Reporting a scam or computer crime online helps the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), the National Cybercrime Coordination Centre (NC3) and the Canadian Anti-Fraud Centre (CAFC) learn more about the nature of these incidents.

You can report quickly and even anonymously if you wish to share helpful information without being identified.

To make a police services complaint, report police raketeering to the RCMP online.

by Modern Women January 5, 2026

don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016