Ty-red

Just giving the word "tired" more than one syllable.

"Hey can we go on one more ride?!"
"NO dad! I'm sooooooooooo ty-red!" *yawns*

by blahblah432we5 July 13, 2010

red asshole

Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!

by RonMark46 June 30, 2022

Big red

A milf hunter from the boonies of Perth Ontario who runs and drives on beer and loves to fuck big booty Latina’s from punta cana.

Big red just said my moms name better go hide the beer so he doesn’t become my stepdad

by Victomsofbigred December 22, 2022

Red uncanny

YouTuber that only has nine Subscribers that could be a possible Big YouTuber soon

This is a YouTuber called Red uncanny

by Reduncanny August 24, 2022

red bobber

a cup of period blood with a turd floating on the top (like a root beer float)

Leighton: Dude I just had the best red bobber
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!

by thedictionaire47 February 22, 2025

red bobbler

a variation of "bobbing for apples" where a person removes a womans tampon from her vagina using only his/her teeth, usually leaving blood on his/her face.

Steve: "Dude did you get in a fight? There's blood on your face."

Josh: "Na man, I just played a game of red bobbler with Tiffany!"

Steve: "That's sick!"

by TheFredofFred November 29, 2011

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025