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Jacked Jugs 

My trick to give the impression of big perky breasts

Place washing up sponges at the bottom of each bra cup. This will both lift your breasts but also give them that rounded look above the bra

I find if I don't do this I look like my tits have collapsed inside my bra or they are just not visible at all
Great tip for jacked jugs
Jacked Jugs by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Percy Jackson 

Best demigod much better than Hercules and the sassiest demigod out there
Percy Jackson by Sea_otters August 22, 2017

Jackielyn 

The true meaning of ‘Jackielyn’ cannot be described with just a few words. Your name is your destiny, heart’s desire, and personality. Jackielyn is a name that hints you are a humanitarian and generous individual. Turning our world to be a better place to live fascinates you. Use your creative and artistic talents to promote a cause. You are elegant, sophisticated, and stylish in appearance and behavior.

Your heart’s desire is to help and care for those you love. You treasure family values and traditions. You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the sake of others. Giving advice is a natural ability for you. You are somewhat hesitant to show your artistic talents. People appreciate the love you give to them.

They perceive you as someone who is full of life, uplifting, inspiring, and even charming. You are the life of the party with your lively, intelligent, and witty personality. Others will find you as strikingly attractive and like being the center of attention. You look younger than your age and love beautiful clothes and pieces of jewelry. You have a good sense of humor.

You are all about justice - fairness and balance in everything. Being an exceptional friend to someone makes you happy and comfortable. Most often than not, you prefer to lead than to follow.
Jackielyn walks into a room and dazzles those around her. She is amazing.
Jackielyn by anonymous June 8, 2021

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME 

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.
I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!

Jackson Day 

Leaving work before clocking off time under the pretence of having started earlier than usual or claiming to be working the extra hours at a later time.
Mike: "I started two hours earlier this morning so I'm going home at 2pm today"

Glenn: "Taking another Jackson Day eh?"

Mike: "Stop spreading malicious lies"

Jacksfilms 

A jobless YouTuber with a really large forehead. Often can't release videos in a timely manner
Person 1: Did you watch Jacksfilms new video?

Person 2: Nah, his forehead kept getting in the way
Jacksfilms by Rusticanatomy November 23, 2016