dingle-berry removal system

A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.

After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.

by Fleebman27 June 11, 2018

Asp-berger’s Syndrome

An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.

Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.

by QuacksO June 22, 2018

Winter berries

A Toilet Paper Dingle Berry. Usually a result of unkept bushes.

Was gonna eat her booty but there was butt hair growing winter berries.

Or
Im eating her snapper and it was seasoned with yellow winter berries so I had to send it back to remove the garnish.

by Rkna1 February 20, 2018

jonas bergart

a realy cool guy that everybody hates

person1: hi i am jonas bergart.
person2: Ohh fuck u then.

by bergarten March 2, 2018

Raspberry beret

Jacking off so hard you helmet turns red making it look like a rasperry beret

Dude, i jacked off so hard over Elaine last night i almost blew my, Raspberry beret

But, i gave her a good eye shot

by Welis13 May 8, 2018

Tinkle berries

Small round poop

Yasmin became nervous and tinkle berries came running down her skirt

by Factsorfiction May 9, 2018

Belated bern

A feeling of

*wanting to work for
*play a role in
*get involved in
*vote for
*feeling a can win
*a general feeling of pro for candidate and there policies

After the election is long over.

Guy 1: Hey dude i got a belated bern for the bernie sanders campaign!

Guy: but the election was a year ago!

by Theamazinggeek March 13, 2018