Penis Wenis

A Man who has so little intellect about his own genitals, that he tries to pee inside of girls.

Person 1: Hey did you hear that John fucked Britanny?
Person 2: John? Johns a Penis Wenis, theres no way Brittany wanted to fuck him...

by StealthoGaro May 15, 2023

Penis shavings

when you sucked a dick for so long you feel like your still choking on it

Damn!!! I just got some good dick from Demetri. I still got penis shavings in my throat

by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016

Penis

Long and huge UwU

Penis

by 69669696969 April 29, 2022

Penis

A body part most commonly on a male. I don't really know why people like them though, cause they're just soggy carrots. No one likes a soggy carrot.

"Ick. Look at this soggy carrot."
"It reminds me of a penis."

by Emerson Bruh May 6, 2021

Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

neck penis

A tie.

Check my neck penis, shit's paisley.

by Iedie8 April 14, 2014

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024