names in urban dictionary

usually extremely inaccurate entries in urban dictionary about irl names, for example "john". these entries say a lot of compliments, usually related to how people with that name are "usually shy at first but then become amazing" or "have huge dicks/boobs". all and all, they're created by people who want to feel better about themselves for people who share their name. i have only found a few actually good entries about names which don't include these stuff

-i just wrote an entry about my names in urban dictionary
-i wanna read it
-k
-bruh wtf is this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary

wtf r u searching this for dumbass

No, I shouldn't have to, do you have 0 iq or something, y the hell would you look up urban dictionary on URBAN DICTIONARY???

by Ur friendly neighborhood pedo May 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary Editors

cunts who publish your definitions half of the time but most times it fails

Guy 1: Urban Dictionary Editors trashed my definition! They are dumbasses!
Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though,
Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 11, 2021

urban calgary cowboy

Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .

Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.

Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

urban dictionary

dictionary for concerned people

urban dictionary

by aftereffectseditor July 9, 2022

Urban dictionary

If you use this website you're a fucking idiot

Urban dictionary is not a real dictionary

by HelpMyHandIsinablender July 9, 2022

Urban Dictionary

This website with 99.9% perverts and it makes you super goddamn horny.

I'm bored, time to go on the Urban Dictionary

*3 minutes later*

Wants to watch porn

by BostBro July 11, 2022