Ur mom

Ur mom is mine. She’s a bitch and she does great in bed

Ooh ur mom u did good last night

by Ur moms really piping off November 12, 2020

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your mom

Your mom is a concoction of 'y' 'o' 'u' 'r' 'm' 'o' 'm' and it is hilarious to use in day to day conversations with your siblings.

Example:

Joe- You are a fat, horrible person.
Lauren- Don't care + Didn't ask
Joe- Shut up you neek (geek+ nerd)
Lauren- Your mom is a neek

Everybody else in class- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET ROASTED

2.
Carson- You wear tank tops all the time Chloe
Chloe- Your mom wears tank tops all the time
Carson runs away crying to his mommy and snitching to mother

3.
Taylor- Do you know a mirror cuz that is who you talk to everyday. HAHA
Taaylor- Does your mom know a mirror since that is her only friend.
Taylor- Really? How do you know?
Taalor-Because your mom told me.
Taylor- One more word about my mom and you are dead.
Taaylor- Can you ask your mother something?
Taylor- Why?
Taaylor- because I left my toothbrush there.
Taylor- Where are you?
Taaylor- At your mom's house.

***SILENCE***

by DejiOlatunji June 10, 2022

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MOM EDGY

A type of hair style or clothing worn by a mom so as not to embarrass their children and also acceptable in any professional work environment.

My bartender's new hair style is mom edgy.

by wordminder22 September 28, 2022

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ur mom

something u say when a person asks u a question or insults u.

dude1 : what r we doing today?

dude 2 : ur mom.

by ur mom maui July 12, 2018

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mom daddy

The name a toddler calls the parent who is known or capable to perform most (breastfeeding the exemption) parenting tasks in requesting the parent attention. Commonly the 'Most At Home' parent is identified first in order (i.e. Dad mommy).

Mom daddy? can you make me something to eat?

by A Mom Daddy April 21, 2018

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