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Off the CHEESE 

If Chanel asks me to direct a campaign, that shit will be off the CHEESE.

Juggle your cheese 

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.
Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.

i'm like cheese 

Dude, to be honest... what in the holy name of God compelled you to search up the definition of this?

I'm pretty sure the term, "I'm like cheese" is either used as a way of saying, "I stink" or I burn easily without tanning...I'm either white or red...I'M IRISH!
Oof, dude, just went to the beach and played some volleyball whilst forgetting deodorant and sunscreen; now I'm like cheese!

National dick cheese day 

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

Season your cheese 

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.
dont make me season your cheese buddy
Season your cheese by Weinerbob September 5, 2019

Clam and Cheese sandwich 

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal
Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her