Jack

The most perfect kid, probably a soccer goalie, he will make it into algebra 1 in 7th grade, he is a straight A student, he takes French class. He sits next to the stupid kid in that class. He’s amazing, and he will grow up to be an Engineer.

Jack: The Living Calculator.

by REINCARNATEPEEP November 5, 2019

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Jack Fraud

A racist, sexist and homophobic 12th grader who thinks he's a god but he actually isn't. Got knocked out in one punch in a fight one time. Loves talking to random girls and has bad grammar. Says dumbass things. He thinks he has a gang but people only feel sorry for him. He has the skin color of clam chowder.

Jack Fraud is proud of hating all Muslims.

by mr1000 March 12, 2019

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Jack

Has the smallest penis in the word

Every one hates jack

by Yourmomdotcom696 November 27, 2021

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Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.

"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."

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Jack

A fat boy who likes to run people down but gets mad when people run him down back. He likes boys but does not want to come out of the closet yet. He always says "Fucking cunt" when he rages playing games. He also steals his sisters money to buy pizza at midnight.

"Jack is so rude and annoying."

by anonymouslilfucker May 20, 2019

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