Jack demarest

Has a vagina is a faggot

everybody hates jack demarest

by Superweiner June 25, 2019

anthony demeyer

An absolute buffoon, panini, dummy head.

“Hey dude stop being such an Anthony Demeyer!”

by imnotacultist July 8, 2019

double dementia

Refers to an unfortunate condition whereby you have gone crazy yourself, and then by association, you make someone else go plumb loco, as well.

Tronald Dump has not only totally flipped his own wig, but he's created double dementia in all his close White House colleagues --- and by extension, a lot of us ordinary citizens, as well.

by QuacksO July 12, 2019

upholstery demon

When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery

Dude, why the hell does your apartment smell so bad?

Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...

by Upholstery Demon March 25, 2019

Bone demon

A way to describe one who prevents someone from scoring sexually.

Jack and Jessica have always spent plenty of time alone but they never scored because Jessica's roommate Sarah is an absolute bone demon.

by 69er 4 life April 21, 2019

Mike Demers

A person who enjoys getting the semen of a man into their mouths.

My girlfriend is such a Mike Demers she loves semen

by Chuck Paganos mom September 15, 2019

Ring demon

A condition involving discomfort or burning in the rectal area caused by eating spicy foods.

“Those peppers are hot, watch out for ring demon!”

“I got a case of ring demon from those ghost pepper wings.”

by BeppoMonger November 16, 2019