fat cunt destroyer

A fat cunt destroyer, destroys fat cunts.

Tom: Man, Bruno is a real fat cunt destroyer.

Jill: Affirmative! He sure did destroy my fat cunt!

by Camerooskie November 14, 2016

crater-faced cunt

Another euphemism for the Pork Orc. In other words, an unwashed belligerent liar one must work for.

Zeke: I had to work through my lunch hour because Betsy thinks I came in an hour late.

Clem: Crater-faced cunt.

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

Toothless Banging Thunder Cunt

An idiotic, immature, egotistical git who likes to backstab her "best-friend". She also likes to have sexual intercourse with boys who are missing teeth. Then, she likes to run her mouth and talk complete nonsence when she knows that the person she's talking about could whoop her ass.

Ex.

The "best-friend": Wow. My best friend, who isn't even friends with my boyfriend, tried to ruin our relationship by telling him that I was going to cheat on him, when she knew for a face that I'd never do that.

Another friend: What a Toothless Banging Thunder Cunt.

by cahoonie b February 14, 2009

Hot damp cunt

A moist, temperate vagina not worthy of such lustrous terms.
Commonly used to describe whoring nether-regions or to offend the general populous.

1. *To the Big Bang Theory theme song*

The whole universe is in a hot damp cunt.

2. Say Dave, that's one hot damp cunt you've got there.

by Batty circus seal August 19, 2009

pulling your cunt hairs

To make a joke. ie "pulling your leg"

Mikey: hey mom. Your looking beautiful today as usual.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.

by God in his humanlyist form September 30, 2012

Old Man Cunt Syndrome

When someone acts like an old, grumpy cunt.

"Shut up and stop being so childish" "Never mind him, he has Old Man Cunt Syndrome"

by DRAHNODES October 14, 2013

The Penalty Cunt

When you and your girlfriend are playing soccer and she starts arguing with the referee "you"...you then take off all of her clothes, lay her down, and then run and penalty kick her in the cunt. Your foot should penetrate the vagina.

My wife was arguing with me while playing soccer...I then gave her " The Penalty Cunt".

by Taco9648 February 1, 2015