cheese

an extremely potent and pungent strain of marijuana from the United Kingdom.

go to youtube... greenhouse cafe amsterdam cheese crop...

the big bhudda cheesh wish the big budsh.

by Tony Drago September 25, 2011

Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

Cheese

Something that is unfair or stupid

this gun is so cheese

by AkitoRoy January 7, 2018

Cheese stick Torture

When a friend shoving a Cheese stick far up another friends ass as a form of punishment (platonically)

"James did you here about Jessica getting cheese stick Torture 😱"

by Crusty Dorito Nike shoe September 9, 2022

Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.

Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town

by paul8m3 February 8, 2022

Cheese grate

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis

“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit”

by ausdeb June 19, 2021

Chubbed Cheese

The fat underneath one’s chin

Wow you have a lot of chubbed cheese!

by Pagster April 7, 2025