A type of hair style or clothing worn by a mom so as not to embarrass their children and also acceptable in any professional work environment.
by wordminder22 September 28, 2022
Get the MOM EDGYmug. Your mom is a concoction of 'y' 'o' 'u' 'r' 'm' 'o' 'm' and it is hilarious to use in day to day conversations with your siblings.
Example:
Joe- You are a fat, horrible person.
Lauren- Don't care + Didn't ask
Joe- Shut up you neek (geek+ nerd)
Lauren- Your mom is a neek
Everybody else in class- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET ROASTED
Example:
Joe- You are a fat, horrible person.
Lauren- Don't care + Didn't ask
Joe- Shut up you neek (geek+ nerd)
Lauren- Your mom is a neek
Everybody else in class- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET ROASTED
2.
Carson- You wear tank tops all the time Chloe
Chloe- Your mom wears tank tops all the time
Carson runs away crying to his mommy and snitching to mother
3.
Taylor- Do you know a mirror cuz that is who you talk to everyday. HAHA
Taaylor- Does your mom know a mirror since that is her only friend.
Taylor- Really? How do you know?
Taalor-Because your mom told me.
Taylor- One more word about my mom and you are dead.
Taaylor- Can you ask your mother something?
Taylor- Why?
Taaylor- because I left my toothbrush there.
Taylor- Where are you?
Taaylor- At your mom's house.
***SILENCE***
Carson- You wear tank tops all the time Chloe
Chloe- Your mom wears tank tops all the time
Carson runs away crying to his mommy and snitching to mother
3.
Taylor- Do you know a mirror cuz that is who you talk to everyday. HAHA
Taaylor- Does your mom know a mirror since that is her only friend.
Taylor- Really? How do you know?
Taalor-Because your mom told me.
Taylor- One more word about my mom and you are dead.
Taaylor- Can you ask your mother something?
Taylor- Why?
Taaylor- because I left my toothbrush there.
Taylor- Where are you?
Taaylor- At your mom's house.
***SILENCE***
by DejiOlatunji June 10, 2022
Get the your mommug. When you have done so much mom-work that you physically feel like you have a hangover.
A mom hangover may include symptoms such as headache, unable to tolerate loud noises, shyness to bright lights, etc .
A mom hangover can be caused by nighttime feedings, 4-year old tantrums, the unending piles of laundry, unauthorized use of Sharpies, etc.
A mom hangover may include symptoms such as headache, unable to tolerate loud noises, shyness to bright lights, etc .
A mom hangover can be caused by nighttime feedings, 4-year old tantrums, the unending piles of laundry, unauthorized use of Sharpies, etc.
by MinivanMILF July 2, 2016
Get the mom hangovermug. by KILLUA face July 22, 2022
Get the UR MOMmug. by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019
Get the Dinis mommug. 
