Alaskan Hot Pocket

1. The act of inserting an ice cube into a girls vagina and closing it until she screams.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.

Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket

Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009

Really Hot girl

One who is actually hot and doesn't wear undergarments and shows this in an unsluttish way, and protects her assets in the process.

Really hot girls: the ones who's breasts look nice, supported, plump, & perky in tank/sexy top, no droopy saggy. Also who wear tights/sexy pants skirts ,etc. that show enough while revealing a nice tight ass, no flat, saggy, droopy.

by Shadow007 September 16, 2007

Alabama hot pocket

A hot pocket from Alabama.

“I want an Alabama hot pocket.”

by CallMeMrCrabs August 13, 2021

Pepperoni Hot Pocket

you meet this girl and you take her to a pizzeria, cover her in toppings, and do her in the oven

Guy1: What happened at work today?
Guy2: Some man came to the store and gave his girlfriend a Pepperoni Hot Pocket

by Coban3 September 6, 2009

arkansas hot pocket

The sexual act of releasing one's bowels, freezing said defecation log, and then further using it as a dildo or object of vaginal penetration.

Jacqueline was so drunk last night that I gave her an Arkansas hot pocket, and she didn't even know the difference.

by lamb hunter January 2, 2011

Alabama hot chocolate

use the leftover diarrhea chunks from Alabama Iced Tea and mix them into a glass of boiling water.

"here's that hot chocolate you asked for. sorry about that alabama iced tea i just gave you"
"thanks.... is this an alabama hot chocolate! How does anybody have that much diarrhea!"

by fl1pzomg August 25, 2008

Icy Hot Stuntaz

three wanna be white boyz, who believe in their white noize, playin' with each others lil' toyz

bling, blang and twang luv mostest each others icy hot stuntaz'

by Ikhabod Pain January 5, 2005