When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.
"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"
"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
by thedeu October 25, 2012
When you go on the rollercoaster "the Wizard" with someone who is not your boyfriend. When two people go on this ride, one must sit in between the others legs. This may cause the situation to become awkward or seductive.
Amanda: "Why did your boyfriend break up with you?"
Claire: "He found out im a wizard-cheater"
Amanda: *gasp* "You went on the Wizard with another man!?!"
Claire: "He found out im a wizard-cheater"
Amanda: *gasp* "You went on the Wizard with another man!?!"
by kjldshfsklhjskdlf September 28, 2011
by The Philosopher Doe Boy October 11, 2017
A 1987 NES video game by RARE that pissed a lot of fucking players off because you had to beat it in one fucking sitting since there was no passwords or save points.
I'm going to finish Wizards and Warriors on the NES and get pissed off at it because there are no passwords or saves so I have to do it in one sitting. Maybe I will just pause the game and leave my NES on overnight.
by pablowisdom August 15, 2016
The home of a Wizard, usually an underground basement, and usually of his mother's home. Incredibly dirty/smelly/both.
Con-goer 1: Wait, where's Con-goer 3?
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.
by 8res April 25, 2016
by Youraveragegay666 January 20, 2019
A foreskin wizard is a masterful being who is all powerful. They are this way because they have unlocked the secret use of the foreskin because It doesn't seem to have one. But that secret is for them to know and for you to find out. Once you become one of these wizards you will be able to crush buildings using nothing but that skin on the tip of your penis. Kodak Black is one of these people because he has become one with the skin he just doesn't show his powers.
Sam: man I wonder why that nigha kodaks bars are so fire.
Skylar: because that nigha is a foreskin wizard and he is all powerful
Skylar: because that nigha is a foreskin wizard and he is all powerful
by Skizza_the_Nizza March 13, 2017