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Refers to the series of Touhou plush dolls made by GIFT, a Japanese merchandise company. Fumos are known for their presence on the 4chan /jp/ imageboard and in Awesome Games Done Quick. The best way to tell if it's a Fumo is by the design of the eyes.
I wish my favorite Touhou character had a Fumo (version of themselves)...
Fumo by 8res February 19, 2019

Digital Condom

An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.
"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."
Digital Condom by 8res August 19, 2018

Two-Ball Walk 

1. Getting hit in the testicles by a baseball, typically as the batter during a baseball game.
2. The walk after such a play, if a walk occurred.
1. Johnny had a bad throw and gave Tom a two-ball walk.
2. Dominic took a two-ball walk on the third inning today. He said he's fine, though.
Two-Ball Walk by 8res September 21, 2017

Noob Harvest 

The short time between the day after Christmas to the day after New Year's Day that many n00bs and newbs join video game communities because of such new players getting christmas gifts. As such, there is a lot of free kills for the experienced players during these times. Such is called the Annual Noob Harvest.
Player 1: Ey, it's Noob Harvest time! Time to Rek-...
10 other Newbs/Noobs: Uuuuh hi, I'm kinda new here...
Player 1: Oh no...
Noob Harvest by 8res December 30, 2016
A fanbase that is so old that they pass it onto their children.
Pokemon's been around so long that it's getting a fambase.
Fambase by 8res July 20, 2016
Short for "Bad Manners". Normally consists of taunting in a video game.
"lol, that Genji's showing some mad BMs in that gif"
BMs by 8res July 15, 2016

Wizard Den 

The home of a Wizard, usually an underground basement, and usually of his mother's home. Incredibly dirty/smelly/both.
Con-goer 1: Wait, where's Con-goer 3?
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.
Wizard Den by 8res May 29, 2016