Whilly Wacking

The act of smacking yo dick-ey doo so hard that it rapidly spin in circles like a helicopter spinny thing that I cant spell for the life of me.

Whilly Wacking is pulling down your pants, smack your ding dong a couple of times, and watch it spin.

by SuzzyBoi_Gadzooks November 18, 2025

Cousin Whitey

Powdered coke, or sometimes crank.

"I'm takin' my Cousin Whitey out to the club with us."

by House of Mayhem September 11, 2005

whole while

Prolonged period

It's bn a whole while since we met.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

rusty wiley

The resulting crusty substance which tends to get embedded into carpet after an older gentleman gives a reach-around to a dog.

I know your grandfather was giving a reach-around to the family dog because this morning I stepped in the rusty wiley.

by slayerslayer August 15, 2011

Hold While You Think

When a female grasps the apple-sack while deciding whether or not to continue felatio.

Girl: I'm sure if I should put my lips there.
Guy: Hold while you think, bitch.

by valdave October 12, 2011

Hepatighty Whiteys

Undergarments with the subtle scent of fecal matter due to either not being washed or not whipping ones anus.

Dude have you smelled Billy lately?

Yeah dude he has some serious hepatighty whiteys.

by AussieC November 9, 2012

Fionn Wiley

Cracker who plays banjo and hacks computers. Poor as shit.

Fionn Wiley is such a cracker.

by fw32-54 December 24, 2012