waffle head

A term of USAF origination used to describe the injury caused by a heavy steel grate at the top of the crew entry door ladder which gives access to the cockpit of military KC-135 aircraft. The grate serves as part of the cockpit floor when in the horizontal position and prevents falls through the crew entry door opening while the aircraft is on the ground. Crew members gain access to the aircraft by climbing a removable ladder about 15 feet and pushing the grate, which is hinged, vertical to a point where it is secured in the vertical position by a spring tension hook. When the spring has become weakened or a crew member is careless about ensuring that the grate is locked into position, the grate can fall back to the horizontal position... usually onto the head of the crew member who is attempting to advance into the aircraft. The "gridiron" construction of the grate produce wonderful waffle-like welts and/or lacerations on the head of the victim.

A1C Bolen: TSGT Calhoon got a mean wafflehead last night, found her passed-out by the nose gear, looks like she fell all the way down the crew entry chute.

SrA Riggs: Hope she's alright, I was hoping to get drunk enough to fuck her again this weekend.

A1C Bolen: Why get drunk? Give yourself a waffle head and you'd be ready to fuck the whole squadron.

SrA Riggs: (chuckle), Word...

by Jetlxix January 17, 2007

belgium waffle

An occasion where a group of shitfaced guys masturbate to a waffle. Last person to ejaculate has to eat the waffle. Only gay if sober.

"I feel bad for Mark, we played belgium waffle last night and he lost.."
"Sick dude!"
"Yeah I just told him to think of it as freshly made whipped cream."

by seriou April 4, 2008

uggo waffle

Somebody who does not have attractive features and is infact quite unnatractive or busted.

All of the alcohol in Bob's system made that uggo waffle a hottay.

by Erin D. November 6, 2006

Luxembourgian Waffle Flop

This sinister act requires two females with a combined weight of 450 lbs, a skinny male, preferably one with a high pitched pansy-ass voice, and a total of 2 mustaches and 2.5 beards among the group. First, the heavier female lies on the kitchen counter and spreads boysenberry syrup on her genitalia whilst the lighter one pins the male on the floor below. The heavier one then rolls off the counter onto the male, positioned so that her genitalia is directly adjacent to his mouth. The lighter of the two then gets atop the counter and performs a "flying elbow drop." This step is repeated until the male can muster enough energy to scream the Luxembourgian motto "Mir wëlle bleiwe wat mir sinn!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear and contact the proper authorties.

Chevitz: "Oh mine gourd i merely escaped by thine skin of mine dentals!"

Roscwaltz: "Escaped whet mine lad?!"

Chevitz: "T'was the Luxembourgian Waffle Flop mine dear friend. Thine fat bitches nearly concluded mine life with such!"

Roscwaltz: "Aye."

by Macho Man Randy Sandwich January 1, 2011

wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.

Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too

by Spencer April 8, 2005

roffles waffles

it's basically the already bastardized word "rofl" (Rolling On Floor Laughing) totally slaughtered into Roffles Waffles which means the same thing but doesnt really make sense. Just more fun to say I suppose.

Person 1: "OMG LOL"

Person 2: "ROFFLES WAFFLES SO FUNNY!"

Me: "fuck off you cunts"

by Dysfunction September 11, 2003

blue waffles

A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.

Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/

Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.

by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015