Master chief Vs doom guy

The argument had by all nerds cough* cough*matpat

Master chief Vs doom guy is impossible
But hey that's just a theory a game theory

by Hates gator golf March 21, 2022

Star wars vs star trek

star wars has more action but in a fight Star Trek would win no matter what and people argue

Star Wars VS Star Trek Star Wars Wins

by Idk why I'm doing this April 8, 2022

what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo

A comparison of proper behavior and typical behavior regarding calls on Line 2.

In this world, what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo are not always da same thing, especially if we happen to be seagulls, pets who have not been housebroken, etc.

by QuacksO May 6, 2023

The day of aliens vs predators

The celebration of Mexican heritage in the city of Cuntakempay where 47 illegal homeless, starving, smelly, poor, and thick, mexican four year olds try to outrun eight horny and sexually frustrated Amish predators on horseback with wonder woman’s lasso of truth.

Hey Frank what are you doing on Sunday?

Frank: I think I’m gonna throw on The day of Aliens vs Predators, it’s streaming on ESPN

by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz

Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.

Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.

The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"

Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."

Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz

by Hym Iam August 7, 2023

Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko

Hahahahaha! That was great! Great finish!

*Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko*

Valentina Shevchenko "ROGAN SENP- Ah shit I'm being strangled! Gahk!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Poole Town vs Plymouth Parkway

known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.

poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby

by big fat tubby March 3, 2024