After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.
by Efdious March 11, 2006
What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".
by fokkenlarney June 06, 2015
by martin_sergeant October 26, 2003
having an urge to shit and hold on
i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close
by lytral 79 August 04, 2009
This is the opposite of the Midas touch. The eugene touch it a common finance term to describe when a person gets involved in the same investment at you and that investment gets ruined.
Hey did you hear that Joe owns a bunch of ETH now. He says its going to 5k, but the Joe has the Eugene touch so it will most likely be investigated by the government and go to Zero.
by Education fintech May 07, 2018
The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.
Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.
by Takes balls to go by "Dick" June 07, 2010
by DailyZane February 12, 2022