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Golden Touch

After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.
I came out of the bathroom and gave my girlfriend the Golden Touch.
by Efdious March 29, 2006
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keep in touch

What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".
Wow, last night was amazing. Keep in touch!
by fokkenlarney June 8, 2015
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bad touch

I couldn't believe Mark would bad touch his sister
by martin_sergeant October 25, 2003
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touching cloth

having an urge to shit and hold on
i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close
by lytral 79 August 4, 2009
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The Casper Touch

When you sneak into the back room and baby powder your balls. Then everything you touch leaves white hand prints.
I was feeling a little swampy so I went in the back and powdered my boys, now I have The Casper Touch.
by Deadiac June 26, 2016
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touch bubble

Touch bubble is when someone is standing, sitting, laying to close to you that it makes you uncomfortable.

Or so close to you and they smell bad, you can smell their bad breath and when you try to move away they get close to you again.
"Tim smells so bad. He was in my touch bubble all night at the party"

"Sally was in my touch bubble during class and I could smell her nasty breath"

"We can sleep in the same bed but im putting a pillow in between us so you dont come into my touch bubble"
by Kit cat 121 October 19, 2019
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touch the table

The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.
Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!
by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019
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