After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.
by Efdious March 29, 2006
Get the Golden Touchmug. What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".
by fokkenlarney June 8, 2015
Get the keep in touchmug. by martin_sergeant October 25, 2003
Get the bad touchmug. having an urge to shit and hold on
i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close
by lytral 79 August 4, 2009
Get the touching clothmug. one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).
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by bender November 19, 2002
Get the plane-touchedmug. A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.
Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
Get the Gateway touchmug. by K_guti3rr3z September 16, 2018
Get the Stomachs touchingmug.