An acronym used as a “time out” or “let’s change the subject” protest on Instant Messenger. Stands for TOO MUCH INFORMATION, indicating that the speaker feels personally violated by his chat buddy’s latest message, probably because it contains details that are either too personal (i.e.: sexual, medically-private, describing one’s deeply-rooted fantasy, etc.) or are of the type that would likely turn one’s stomach, being revolting, gory, or otherwise overly graphic.
Online guy #1: I felt sick yesterday after a “hot’n’heavy” session with my plump new co-worker, so I had to have my stomach pumped, and the contents examined. There were some residues of lipstick, but at least there were no weevils.
Online guy #2: Uhhhhggggghhh… TMI, dude…
Online guy #2: Uhhhhggggghhh… TMI, dude…
by QuacksO November 12, 2011
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used primarily to describe the nature of someone's actions or appearance, though it can also be used to describe situations or objects.
used primarily to describe the nature of someone's actions or appearance, though it can also be used to describe situations or objects.
friend 1:"Jane says you suck for not coming to her party.."
Friend 2:"Ewww.. whatever.. that bitch has a serious case of TMS."
EX-2
Friend 1: "hows the new job at the day care?"
Friend 2: "T..M..S.. gurl... no joke.."
EX-3
Friend 1: "Did you see that guys shirt??? TMS.."
Friend 2: "OMG i know, right?"
Friend 2:"Ewww.. whatever.. that bitch has a serious case of TMS."
EX-2
Friend 1: "hows the new job at the day care?"
Friend 2: "T..M..S.. gurl... no joke.."
EX-3
Friend 1: "Did you see that guys shirt??? TMS.."
Friend 2: "OMG i know, right?"
by Bobbi2hotti<3 June 29, 2011
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Get the tmm mug.Too Many Fucking People, given as a reason for a lot of what's wrong with this world, from wars to slow Internet connections.
It's time people loosened their ties with religion and put a halt to unnecessary pregnancies---all the problems with the world are caused by TMFP using up all our resources!
by pentozali July 10, 2011
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They are four little green turtles. Their names are Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello. They became mutants from a radioactive canister that fell in the gutter. They live in a sewer; their boss is a rat (the real kind, not your normal, everyday rat of a boss) and they eat nothing but pizza. Sounds like it is the dumbest idea of the world!
But they started out as a black-and-white comic book in 1984; in 1987 they hit television in an animated cartoon show that lasted for a decade and was then revived in 2003, in 1990 the Turtles starred in a live action movie. Their merchandise sales have included toys, books, games, clothing, underwear, towels, video games, and on and on and on. It became the longest running fad in American history and they made billions – and it is the dumbest idea in the world!
They are four little green turtles. Their names are Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello. They became mutants from a radioactive canister that fell in the gutter. They live in a sewer; their boss is a rat (the real kind, not your normal, everyday rat of a boss) and they eat nothing but pizza. Sounds like it is the dumbest idea of the world!
But they started out as a black-and-white comic book in 1984; in 1987 they hit television in an animated cartoon show that lasted for a decade and was then revived in 2003, in 1990 the Turtles starred in a live action movie. Their merchandise sales have included toys, books, games, clothing, underwear, towels, video games, and on and on and on. It became the longest running fad in American history and they made billions – and it is the dumbest idea in the world!
TMNT
If someone would have approached you sometime back in the mid to last 1980s and said, “I got the greatest idea in the world! This is so great, you’re not gonna believe it. We’re gonna make millions! All you gotta do is put in ten thousand dollars and we’re rolling. This is so great! Let me tell what it is. Let me tell you what it is!
“Teenage, mutant, ninja turtles! Huh, huh, is that great? I know, I know what you’re thinking, but let me tell you what they are. Let me tell you what they are! These are little green turtles that live in a sewer. Their boss is a rat and they eat nothing but pizza. Are you in?”
What would you have said? Probably “Are you dumb/crazy/out of your mind?”
But eventually it turns out to be a billion franchises!
If someone would have approached you sometime back in the mid to last 1980s and said, “I got the greatest idea in the world! This is so great, you’re not gonna believe it. We’re gonna make millions! All you gotta do is put in ten thousand dollars and we’re rolling. This is so great! Let me tell what it is. Let me tell you what it is!
“Teenage, mutant, ninja turtles! Huh, huh, is that great? I know, I know what you’re thinking, but let me tell you what they are. Let me tell you what they are! These are little green turtles that live in a sewer. Their boss is a rat and they eat nothing but pizza. Are you in?”
What would you have said? Probably “Are you dumb/crazy/out of your mind?”
But eventually it turns out to be a billion franchises!
by lhuihong January 31, 2008
Get the TMNT mug.One of the more controversial definitions of modern day, T.M.I. is officially defined by the Surgeon General as (Length*Girth*Width)/(Angle of the shaft*Mass) where Length Girth and Width are measured in inches, mass is measured in ounces, and Angle of the shaft is measured in radians where 0º is perfectly vertical and 180º is pointed straight down.
Alternatively, Randy Marsh, has proposed a new equation which has gained much support. Randy's equation is ((Length*Diameter)+(Weight/Girth))/(Angle of the tip)^2 where Length, Diameter, and Girth are measured in inches, Weight is measured in pounds, and angle of the tip is measured as 1-Angle in radians to account for extra YAW.
Alternatively, Randy Marsh, has proposed a new equation which has gained much support. Randy's equation is ((Length*Diameter)+(Weight/Girth))/(Angle of the tip)^2 where Length, Diameter, and Girth are measured in inches, Weight is measured in pounds, and angle of the tip is measured as 1-Angle in radians to account for extra YAW.
According to the Surgeon General, my T.M.I. was 6.1 inches, but according to Randy's equation my T.M.I. is 10.8 inches! Randy rules, wooo!
by Scerred_zebra April 20, 2012
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