Greek Crucifixion

A Greek Crucifixion is when a man, typically gay, takes on four or more other guys at once.

The term name comes from the Greeks, as known for being gay, and Crucifixion, because he has dicks in every possible part of his body, simulating the nails and crown of thorns used on Christ.

Dude Randy got a Greek Crucifixion from those 5 gay tweakers next door last night. Now he has AIDS!

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020

Greek

The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.

One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.

by Twight0931 August 9, 2018

Greek Dressing

Semen excreted from the anus after anal sex. Also known as a dirt pipe milkshake. This was originally coined for gay sex, but has expanded to hetero anal.

Greek dressing slid out of Jill's butthole and ran down her vagina after Jack pulled his weiner out of her ass.

by Himinbjorg June 16, 2018

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024

Greek pantheon worship

A form of paganism that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the ancient Greeks.

According to the people who are into this form of worship just because people no longer worship a god that does not mean he or she does not exist.
The style of worship is the same as that carried out by the ancient Greeks.

He's into Greek pantheon worship.

by Judge dredd7 July 7, 2011

greek surname

A surname that is longer that 8 letters long.

Friend: What's your greek surname?
Greek guy: Margalonoutofanoukopoulos
Friend: Wait what the f-

by User 1066523872 September 15, 2023

Sloppy Greek

Two slices of bavarian stonemill bread that have butter melted on both sides and places inside a toaster oven for five minutes. You then put two peices of ham and a mountain-wooping-ton of tzatziki sauce.

Hey Joe, where you going without that Sloppy Greek of yours?

by Slobloglow December 7, 2010