What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".
by fokkenlarney June 8, 2015
Get the keep in touchmug. After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.
by Efdious March 29, 2006
Get the Golden Touchmug. by martin_sergeant October 25, 2003
Get the bad touchmug. having an urge to shit and hold on
i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close
by lytral 79 August 4, 2009
Get the touching clothmug. by #quat July 31, 2014
Get the pen touchmug. by kmishel November 5, 2023
Get the physical touchmug. -it's amost like "Half way to 1st BASE", coming close too but not even close too all the way, without intent, couldn't help it
- DAM her boobs are so big, when I greeted her I skimmed off them. I hope she don't blam me for "cappin a touch"
by GODloljking November 17, 2006
Get the cappin a touchmug.