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Ugly Juice

Another word for Alcohol which ages women forward by a decade or so (10 years). 🤔
"She's destroying her look, she's drinking too much ugly juice."
by strongsurvive November 24, 2022
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Juice gang

A gang full over hard ass people who got each others back even when they are against each other at the time
Yoo did you hear about how juice gang made them big bills
by JuiceGangerCuh October 17, 2019
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the juice media

The Juice Media is a YouTube channel that's the top of comedy gold
If YouTube videos were an art, The Juice Media would be near the Mona Lisa
by tappyful September 20, 2021
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Juice Berkley

Juice Berkley is used as a name to scapegoat something incredibly unbelievable, usually in a good way.
Who taught you that?
Juice Berkley.

Juice Berkley killed the dinosaurs and saved the world.

Juice Berkley is juicy.
by Kenneth Eng March 7, 2009
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Junk Juice

This workout left me soaked with junk juice

I can feel the junk juice dripping off my scrotum.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
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Juice job

Defined as: a sexual act undertaken when pleasuring the penis, beginning with the purchase of your favorite juice pouch, preferably a Capri-Sun. Following this purchase, and during a sexual encounter with your Male partner, insert one end of the straw into the juice pouch of choice and the other end into the chosen urethra. An erect penis is recommended. Angle the head of the penis downwards, and gently squeeze the juice pouch until the urethra is full, or until you run out. As you squeeze, angle the penis upwards so as not to leak any juice from either end. At this point, the rest is really up to you and your partner, however it is recommended that the juice ends up in someone's mouth.
When pleasuring a man, a juice job is a bedroom classic.
by Zogor January 6, 2019
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Alex Juice

A bottle of water, containing parts water and vodka; usually filled with water to the label and vodka past the label
“Pass that Alex Juice that shit slaps
by AlexJuiceMan October 29, 2022
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