The Dirt 

When a homosexual male engages in oral relations with a straight male who's primary fetish is transexuals.

A term used when everyone in a community knows that the act occured, and the target of the word thinks completely the opposite,
essentially clueless.

"Hey how's the dirt working for ya?"
"I stopped by Dirt McGurt's house today,"
"and thats the dirty dirt."

The Dirt by 1337B3@N$ March 29, 2009

tounge punching the dirt starfish 

licking the ass of someone

i was tounge punching the dirt starfish on my girlfrind last night and she couldnt stop moaning it was amazing

tounge punching the dirt starfish by jeff monroe May 26, 2006

Kick the dirt 

The act of fucking dark objects such as negroes. Stemmed from the heart of Peotone welding class, kicking the dirt is frowned upon in a white community.

"so uhhhh...basically its when you and a thing of color get to fucking, hence, kicking the dirt"
"Hey! Do yall niggahs kick da dirt????"

"You should kick the dirt dude! (fuck a black bitch)"

Kick the dirt by Noah Cuthbertson September 26, 2023

plant seeds in the dirt 

Engaging in bareback anal sex and reaching orgasm.

John: Hey man, how was that chick you picked up at the club last night?

Pete: She was awesome, she was ridin' me hard and condom broke, but I hadn't cum yet, so she let me plant seeds in the dirt.

plant seeds in the dirt by stripperfan81 May 6, 2011

mow the dirt 

Similar to rimming, rim job, or tossing a salad: when a man to man, man to woman, or woman to woman interaction occurs of a sexual origin inhibiting the motive to munch on the pubes between the ball sack to asshole or pussy hole to ass hole area (the region is also commonly known as the gouche or gouch).

DudeBro: "Dude, did you smang that chic I saw you with last night bro?"

Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."

DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"

mow the dirt by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man December 15, 2012

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

Crushing the Dirt by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

Hit the dirt! 

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

Hit the dirt! by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020