Teddy Garcia

The act of shitting on the hood of every one of your neighbors cars in protest of anything.

I hope you're packing some toilet paper because I am about to pull a Teddy Garcia.
If the Packers don't make the Super Bowl it will be Teddy Garcia time.
We don't need you getting all Teddy Garcia over the situation.

by Amos_Moses October 12, 2013

The Teddy Long Dance

A dance that looks like you're wiping off a table with both hands. Made famous by Theodore Long.

Long came out on stage and did the Teddy Long dance.

by Flashlightboy March 2, 2017

hot chocolate teddy bear

your best big black friend/lover

white guy: "your my hot chocolate teddy bear"
black friend: "say what!?!?!"

by jfs4<3 August 18, 2009

teddybear gangsta

A person identified as a gangsta (usually as per hip-hop culture and/or actual gang affiliation) who, despite their thuggish demeanor, appear cute and cuddly. This definition has no bearing over the actual content of any lyrics, which is usually anything but cute.

Ice Cube is such a teddybear gangsta; waving a gun and shit but all you want to do is give him a big hug.

by KRE13 March 28, 2010

TEDhead

TED-hed -- noun
A TEDhead person who is an enthusiast of the multidisciplinary lecture series hosted by the nonprofit TED Conferences, LLC ("TED" being short for "Technology, Education, Design"). Taken to extremes, this enthusiasm can lead to someone becoming more than a simple fan or academic, exhibiting some of the negative qualities of a snob, cultist, or otaku.

I watched three lectures before breakfast - one on spider silk genetics, one on using video games to teach, and one on OLPC. I've become a TEDhead!

You can't even talk to Sharon anymore; she's become such a damned TEDhead. She cornered me in the break room and talked to me about micro-financing in the Third World or some shit for FIFTEEN MINUTES!

by salvagebar December 15, 2011

One Two Teddy

To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.

thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal

by Microstakes May 16, 2008

teddyboy

Particular strain of British youth culture of the 1950s, adopting a look that combined Saville Row elegance with American-influenced street-hood style. The Teddyboy, or Ted, listened to rock 'n' roll music, smoked cigarettes, and generally posed as a tough. There are still a few Teddyboys around, particularly in places such as Germany and Japan.

Long black jacket with a velvet collar
I`m a real cool Ted, I`m a crazy fella
Drainpipe trousers, crepe sole shoes
Ringlet stockings, boppin` the Blues
Are you ready to rock
It`s the Teddyboy Bop

(song lyrics by Foggy Mountain Rockers)

by John Lucas September 14, 2004