lollicock switch 

The act of holding a lollipop near ones crotch area, and inviting another to grab, or suck, on the lollipop, and at the last second, replacing the lollipop with ones penis.

Lollicock switch bitch! Suck on that!

lollicock switch by p3d0p3rv November 4, 2008

Aids Switch 

Is a switch which is located up the anus (sometimes known as the male G-Spot), which when touched by a cock is turned on & the person then has AIDS!!

Last night I had ass sex for the first time & my aids switch was flicked, I now have aids!

Aids Switch by lord_of_words September 25, 2010

midnight switch 

when you're fucking a bitch you blindfold her then leave the room. your homie comes in and starts fucking her and she still thinks its you

damn bro we just pulled a midnight switch on that hoe

midnight switch by Moonmanjewmanz666 March 6, 2017

bait-and-switch baby 

Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.

Don't let Larry and Rory's new bait-and-switch baby fool you, you're not ready to have kids!

bait-and-switch baby by photojenna June 30, 2008

Clickbait-and-switch

An exciting headline on a boring article.

"Do homeless people want a job? The answer may shock you!" The answer was,"yes." Total clickbait-and-switch.

Clickbait-and-switch by Truncation_err May 11, 2016

leaning on the switch 

a term that means to lean on the drivers arm rest, where the door lock and window switches are, while driving

Catch me rollin' in my drop leaning on the switch

leaning on the switch by Young Rad September 12, 2008

Whitt Switch 

Following a statement from Party A to Party B, a "Whitt switch" refers to a
retort from Party B to Party A in which Party B changes a word or phrase
from Party A's statement, but considers the latter statement to be original.

When the bill arrives at an expensive restaurant, Party A turns to
Party B and says "Don't you owe me for lunch last week when I paid for your
meal at the Palmetto Pig?"

{Everyone laughs}

Party B retorts, "Don't you owe me from that day I bought you lunch at
Wendy's?"

{Silence}

Whitt Switch by Mav July 19, 2004