alabama bait and switch

Hell thats when your banging your old lady with the lights out, tell her you gotta to go piss, and let you buddy slip on back there in the bedroom for ya.

Buddy says,"Shit Bill, Ill give you 20 bucks and one of my best roosters if we can pull a little Alabama bait and switch tonight." Other feller says," God Damn son, thats a hell of a deal!" "Go head."

by Reb Jenkins July 8, 2006

Alaskan Light Switch

When two people put their asses together so that their assholes are as close as possible then one shits into the others asshole. Then the other person pushes the shit back into the others ass. And the two do so back in forth for the reason of having fecal anal sex. (does not work if you have the runs)

Dude, I totally caught those two chicks doing an Alaskan Light Switch!

by Dirty Dirty 420 July 21, 2009

Bait and Switch Bottom

A gay man who misrepresents himself as a top to attract men, when in fact, he's a big old bottom.

That guy I took home last night was a total Bait and Switch Bottom. I came out of the bathroom and found him face-down-ass-up on my bed. What a dump.

by Party Bobby October 18, 2011

flipped the switch

When a female breaks up with a long term boyfriend, and becomes hot and cute.

When I asked her why she was so cute, she said she just broke up with her boyfriend, I told her she just flipped the switch . Seriously she was amazing with the nose ring, the hat and those sunglasses. I wanted to pounce!

by A Switch Flipper September 18, 2007

Switches get bitches

The hypothesis that someone is more likely to get some ass if they are switch. Since people who are switch can easily slip into the role their partner desires.

Random person - “Man, Kevin got invited into a threesome by Jessica and Luther cause Kevin is both dom and sub. I really thought they were going to ask me.”
Friend of random person - “Switches get bitches”

by Tigersharkcub September 25, 2019

Flicking the Light switch

A term used to describe a woman masturbating equivalent to slang for male masturbation such as "wrestling the one eyed monster"

"Sheila is so tired, she was up late all night watching guy on guy porn and Flicking the Light Switch!"

by JessFink January 13, 2009

Flipping Her Switch

1. Making a girl shit by fucking her in the butt. When you go too deep it triggers a nerve and makes her lose control of her bowel.

Oh did you hear about the Smith brothers flipping her switch?

by RA RA RAWR November 23, 2009