Status Angel

A person who updates a friend's Facebook status with something that is clever, nice, or generally well received.
The opposite of a Facebook status hijacker.

Aww, he's your status angel!

by MadZatchmo September 10, 2010

rouge status

a cool type of clothing made by Rob Dyrdek that is expensive tee shirts $32 jackets $100

"hey cool rouge status shirt"

by my pen is white April 27, 2009

Varsity Status

1.When, no matter how little the person worked at something, he still finds the quality of his/her work is a vast improvement on the second runner-up, or junior varsity status.

2.Fucking shit up on a daily at everything you attempt, effortlessly.

3.Pullin bitches in a public library

1-Yeah, so I turned the Research Paper in 7 weeks late, two days after the semester ended, and only got a 95 on it because I used the word 'fuck' 12 times. Fuckin A that's varsity status!

2-"Jason, how do you effortlessly fuck shit up on a daily at everything you attempt? "
"well, Brianne, all I can say is this; Varsity Status. I'm sorry to say it, but you're still in the JV women's league, and that's not good."

3- Girl- "Are you a huge fan of religious reading material, too?"
Jason- "Hey, I'll be God. You be the Virgin Mary. Want to meet up later?"

by JMoritz September 21, 2011

Minecraft Youtuber Stans

Minecraft Youtuber Stans are toxic, arrogant and fiendish people who love to stalk and sexualise the underage youtubers who make minecraft content, mainly being Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

Minecraft Youtuber Stans: omg i love this 14 year old minecraft youtuber i want him to rail me
John: Yo wtf he's only 14 you weirdo
Minecraft Youtuber Stan: wtf are you some kind of racist? murderer? war crime committer? Fuck you!
John: wat

by OfficialJadrn February 5, 2021

status-thingy

the place on myspace where people write in how they feel or what they are doing.

Tom's status-thingy said that he was fornicating.

example: " Tom is fornicating. "

by iz the diz March 19, 2008

status idiot

A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.

"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."

"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."

"What a status idiot."

by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009

stankshifty

adj. a term used to describe and intensify a glare, look, or eye of disapproval.

"I just seriously laughed out loud at your text and was judged... I definitely received the stankshifty eye

by MC jon April 26, 2009