staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

monkey stain

1. The left overs from private moneky joy
2. A person according the same status as the left overs of private moneky joy

Hand's off my car Monkey Stain

by John Howard August 14, 2003

coffee stain

When you spread an Italian girl's brown pussy lips and the skin forms a circle that looks like a coffee cup stain.

I spread Stephanie's pussy and found her lips looked like a coffee stain.

by charming sorrow January 17, 2009

Cum stain

When you jerk off you get shots out of you penis

A cum stain is something that happens durning jerking off

by Your mom is horny as fuck October 22, 2019

Diaper Stain

The wet marks that appear on lighter colored clothes when the diaper they are wearing leaks but the marks appear in such a way that they could only have come from a leaky diaper rather than the person peeing their pants.

Hey look over there, Mike's got a major diaper stain

by iminpampers May 20, 2011

golf stain

a white patch on trousers or other items of clothing that resembles a stain caused by spunk

"hey, tiger, whats that white patch on your trousers? Haven't you been playing golf,".
"Oh, thats probably just a golf stain.

by lankky1234 November 30, 2011

quief stain

the stain left after a girl quiefs around people

kristina just quiefed....o crap now i got to get rid of the quief stain; Moe ali

by Piro1493 January 11, 2010